jump for joy, elephant trampoline

Canad-eh

I hate Newfoundland 'cause they talk so weird
And Prince Edward Island is too small
Nova Scotia's dumb 'cause its the name of a bank
New Brunswick doesn't have a good mall
Quebec is revolting and it makes me mad
Ontario sucks, Ontario sucks,
Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer. Isn't it stupid?
Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old
And as for the Territories, they're too cold!
And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia
is that it's right next to us! they ship us their fruit.
'Cause Alberta doesn't suck
(But Calgary does)

Alberta has too much money,
(Those crazy capitalists.)


Happy Slightly Belated Canadia Shindig Day.

+ Fireworks from the riverbank, and Mexican food, tonight with my friend Chantal. Nothing like having an ethnic food that has next to nothing to do with Canada to properly celebrate Canada Day! We almost mugged someone for bugspray tonight because we were rather unprepared and the only clouds were winged, but a lady heard us talking and offered us some. Score one for sharing, Canada!
+ I am such a geek for keeping the number of Gmail Drafts in my folder at 42.
+ I am finished logo #1 of 3 for my freelance client.
+ I've posted in my book community.
+ After buying and returning two pairs of headphones, I have finally found a third pair that work for me. They are V-Moda brand, and expensive little suckers, but they are earbuds that fit and the sound quality is excellent. Also, they are really small, and together with my really small iPod, I will be gym/photography portable. I listened to some jazz today on the riverbank...
+ I have been trying for days to watch a full episode of Smallville. I've got like ten minutes left of it but I still can't find the time!
+ I am slowly but surely updating my main website to a neat and slightly more modern look.
+ Friday Night I went to a going away party for my friend Terri, and we talked about whether culturally conventional marraige is at all Biblical. Interesting.
+ Later that night, I went to see Shelley and the gang. I was really tired!
+ Saturday was a day that involved breakfast at Donna's place to get to know the new worship guy, and it was Gran's birthday. I also went shopping in the afternoon, which was a nice activity...
+ Today I was part of the worship team with our proposed worship hire. It was a good experience.
+ I just had possibly the very best bubble bath I have ever had in my life. Seriously. It was a "Sunny Side Up" bubble bar from Lush. Ooooooh... The bar had gold flecks in it, so there were swirly gold bits in the water, and now I have happy skin.
+ I am dismayed that I haven't felt the express need to blog much this week? Perhaps it's because I've had other things to do...